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GEORGE CARLIN'S VIEWS ON LIFE

 

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends
I mean, life is tough
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death! What's that a bonus?
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you are too young
you get a gold watch
you go to work.
You work forty years until
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party,
you get ready for high school,
you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities,
you become a little baby,
you go back into the womb,
you spend your last nine months floating
then you finish off as an orgasm
 

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